My name is Marvin, I am a guinea pig, and I want to be the next Prime Minister of Australia. In the upcoming federal election, voters have a clear choice: a choice between two boring homosapiens in suits who essentially believe in the same things. What I am asking is for you to step outside that paradigm, to look at an exciting third option. I am asking you to think outside the box and inside the cage. I'm asking you to choose vision over lethargy; enthusiasm above experience; and small, furry cuteness over bland blokeyness. Why vote for a rodent? Well, why not? You've done it before. Over the coming days and weeks of this campaign, I will be updating this site with more exciting policies that will demonstrate why it is an imperative for you to put a piggy in parliament.