Call it egotism if you like, but Googling your own name is also a great memory-jogger. Until tonight, I'd completely forgotten I'd ever written an article for The Sunday Mail about a woman who claimed to have been abducted by space aliens. In the article, archived here and dated October 21, 2001, I investigated the issue of jurisdiction in alien-abduction cases. A Queensland Police spokesman said it was a matter for the Australian Federal Police, while the AFP spokesman said: "I don't think there is the power in place to arrest an extraterrestrial." Unless things have changed in the past five years, it means ET can get away with anything.