More bad news in the paper today about Queensland's crumbling infrastructure. It annoys me to think that the morons we've elevated to public office have spent 30 years crowing about how many people are moving to our state while doing nothing to cope with the influx. Our vegie patch will die because soon we won't be able to water it. Or will we? I have a cunning plan: rather than just collect grey water in a bucket in the shower, why not run a pipe from the bathroom to an irrigation system in the backyard and take the world's longest shower until the watering is done? I know it's irresponsible, but no more so than the level of reckless idiocy we've had in high places for decades.