Apparently the Queensland Media Awards were held last week, and I'm pretty disappointed that my name wasn't among the winners. Sure, I didn't enter, but I think my contribution has been so outstanding that they should have sought me out. Who else in the Queensland media has had the guts to confront the issue of mindless leaf-blowers? Who else dared expose the psychic pedestrians who loiter in our streets up the no good? Who has tackled the institutionalised sexism in Brisbane's wait-staff who insist on giving the change to me even though my wife has paid? Who exposed the fact that most supermarket checkout operators don't know a zucchini from a cucumber? Me! That's who. Where's my award?