I didn't catch the debut of David Tench Tonight on Thursday because I was at the theatre. But I did get a personalised DVD - which, unfortunately, seized up before I could play it all the way through (or copy the video). I managed to rescue this audio grab though. Pity he can't pronounce my name properly. It's deb-ritz, not de-britz. Before I start to feel too special, I notice that the Tench website offers you the chance to send a friend a message from the man himself (albeit only by email).