As all good students of German and Germany know, Oktoberfest occurs mainly in September. The famed beerfest has just kicked off in Munich with mayor Christian Ude saying something that translates to: "Let's have a celebration but let's make sure it's a peaceful one." Of course, there'd be no show without her, so Paris Hilton is due to join the party on September 25. The official website, here, has wacky German games (including one where you have to milk cows before they hit you with a stick) and wallpaper featuring beautiful frauleins.