It would seem I'm the only person in the nation not watching Australian Idol. Last night's show apparently won the ratings in all major demographics, beating such enthralling fare as Seven's TV Turns 50 (how much nostalgia can we bear?) and Nine's 60 Minutes. Being in the minority of non-Idol watchers, as I now am, means I may be the last to know who's next to have 15 minutes of fame and then fall into pop obscurity.